at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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