ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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