I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
how can u be prego again
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize