I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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