Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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