Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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