Non-Jews are for practice
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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