she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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