Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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