I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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