its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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