Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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