We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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