oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
