I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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