One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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