return my video game
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
