JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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