Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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