Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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