Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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