She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Randomize
