hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
babies were throwing up all over the place
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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