What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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