Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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