We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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