people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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