yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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