I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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