i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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