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penguin condom
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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