Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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