yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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