so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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