Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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