As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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