I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
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his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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