Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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