Slut skills are useful in every country.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
3 2 1 whiskey
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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