just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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