Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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