I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just forgot I was standing up.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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