Dual....:-)
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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