new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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