normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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