The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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