i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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