her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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