omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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