question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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