I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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