Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
