I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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