btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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