I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
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giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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