Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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