he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
