I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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