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he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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