Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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